In my previous post, I've blogged about auditor vs pathologist. But, recently a friend of mine shared with me something interesting regarding a comparison between auditors and whores. Wow, seems like someone are more innovative and creative than me. :D
Here are the comparisons made:
1. You work very late ...
... Just like prostitutes .
2. They pay you to make the client happy...
... Just like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every
cent...
... Just like a prostitute .
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
... Just like a prostitute.
5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in
the same profession as you...
... Just like a prostitute .
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly
groomed...
... Just like a prostitute .
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from
hell...
... Just like a prostitute .
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things
from
you...
... Just like a prostitute .
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain
it...
... Just like a prostitute .
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spent the rest
of my life doing this."
... Just like a prostitute .
Enjoy and cheers.
